questions of the rhetorical kind

• Have you ever found that all of a sudden your house reeks to high heaven, only to discover that something has died and gone to Hades in the fridge AND pantry?
• Do you find that some of your best ideas turn out to be your worst ideas?
• Or that some of your bad ideas turn out to be halfway decent?
• Do you have a collection of unfinished projects?
• Do you consistently lie in bed until your second born is awake, leaving your firstborn to fend for himself in the meantime?
• Have you ever procrastinated your laundry until it's taken over every nook and cranny in your house?
• Do you have rings around the toilets, scummy showers and spotty mirrors?
• Can you write your name on the floors in your kitchen, just by cleaning them?
• Have you ever called your mom in an effort to prolong the morning?
• Do you have the best of intentions of accomplishing much, only to find that by the end of the day you've done nothing much?
• Do you have a literal/mental portfolio set up for your ultimate dream home?  And do you spend hours browsing blogs, websites and magazines while adding to said portfolio?
• Do you love perusing through Goodwill, Ross, garage sales and dollar stores?
• Do you watch cartoons?  And enjoy them?
• Do you constantly neglect your appearance, without a care in the world?
• Do you enjoy people watching?
• How about window shopping?

I may or may not answer yes to all of the above.  Can we still be friends?  *B